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#1 2022-11-24 08:42:34

Diesel_Dawg
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When are we getting a mastodon.

Might be a good pet for the right person.

knight-mastodon.jpg


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#2 2022-11-24 08:43:56

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Dust in the wind.

Re: When are we getting a mastodon.

Jews are trying to clone them, you'll have to wait.

#3 2022-11-24 09:29:41

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Dust in the wind.

Re: When are we getting a mastodon.

I hear they taste like whale blubber. Of course, that’s after being frozen in Siberia for quite a while. Is that true?

#4 2022-11-24 09:33:58

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Dust in the wind.

Re: When are we getting a mastodon.

"When are we getting a mastodon."

When are we learning to end a question with a question mark Diesel Fag?
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#5 2022-11-24 09:44:29

Diesel_Dawg
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Re: When are we getting a mastodon.

. wrote:

"When are we getting a mastodon."

When are we learning to end a question with a question mark Diesel Fag?
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schlomonigger

You mean one of those punctuation symbols that goes in the blank for your ancestry?


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#6 2022-11-24 10:05:42

Gut Pile
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Re: When are we getting a mastodon.

I'm 169% on board with the Pleistocene rewilding concept. A lot of animals now only on the nigger continent came from NA. You think wildpigs can do some shit. Wait till a herd of Mammoths come through the farm. You just get the fuck out of their way... unless you have a tag!

#7 2022-11-24 10:06:46

Gut Pile
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Re: When are we getting a mastodon.

. wrote:

Jews are trying to clone them, you'll have to wait.

We are on it. That was brought up in last month's committee after a decision was reached to continue to keep Steve broke with a small non functioning penis + increase the mold spore count in his kitchen.

#8 2022-11-24 10:19:22

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Dust in the wind.

Re: When are we getting a mastodon.

Gut Pile wrote:
. wrote:

Jews are trying to clone them, you'll have to wait.

We are on it. That was brought up in last month's committee after a decision was reached to continue to keep Steve broke with a small non functioning penis + increase the mold spore count in his kitchen.

At least he has a Kitchen, Nursing home Boi. Fuck off Markie.

#9 2022-11-24 11:15:27

.Typical Mastadon User
Dust in the wind.

Re: When are we getting a mastodon.

As soon as I cut my dick off and change my pronouns.

#10 2022-11-24 12:21:10

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Dust in the wind.

Re: When are we getting a mastodon.

Gab uses mastodon

#11 2022-11-24 13:08:43

Gut Pile
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Re: When are we getting a mastodon.

. wrote:
Gut Pile wrote:
. wrote:

Jews are trying to clone them, you'll have to wait.

We are on it. That was brought up in last month's committee after a decision was reached to continue to keep Steve broke with a small non functioning penis + increase the mold spore count in his kitchen.

At least he has a Kitchen, Nursing home Boi. Fuck off Markie.

I've posted pics of my kitchen retard.  Let's see your sad motel xmas tree Quence.

#12 2022-11-24 13:10:47

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Dust in the wind.

Re: When are we getting a mastodon.

Diesel_Dawg wrote:
. wrote:

"When are we getting a mastodon."

When are we learning to end a question with a question mark Diesel Fag?
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schlomonigger

You mean one of those punctuation symbols that goes in the blank for your ancestry?

lol

#13 2022-11-24 13:15:04

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Dust in the wind.

Re: When are we getting a mastodon.

This is a close and touching subject for the op  Diesel burned Dawg.

With his mom's big giant hairy ass they used to call her mastodon and they have been his favorite ever since.

Don't mention the time some natives struck that giant hairy ass with spears. It makes him cry.

#14 2022-11-24 13:20:11

Diesel_Dawg
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Re: When are we getting a mastodon.

. wrote:

This is a close and touching subject for the op  Diesel burned Dawg.

With his mom's big giant hairy ass they used to call her mastodon and they have been his favorite ever since.

Don't mention the time some natives struck that giant hairy ass with spears. It makes him cry.

goodone


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#15 2022-11-24 13:42:39

Dr Arkham
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Re: When are we getting a mastodon.

There's a scene in the Jurassic Park novel where one of the Dino vets is caring for a Triceratops that's struggling to breathe. You have to figure that even if we managed to bring them back, they'd suffer all manner of unforeseen maladies. Imagine how radically different our current biosphere must be to the ones they thrived in.

#16 2022-11-24 13:54:06

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Dust in the wind.

Re: When are we getting a mastodon.

. wrote:

I hear they taste like whale blubber. Of course, that’s after being frozen in Siberia for quite a while. Is that true?

They say it tastes like meat left in the freezer for too long.
“the meat was well aged but still a little tough, and it gave the stew a strong Pleistocene aroma.”

https://washingtoncitypaper.com/article … c-meat-up/

#17 2022-11-24 13:58:02

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Dust in the wind.

Re: When are we getting a mastodon.

Dr Arkham wrote:

There's a scene in the Jurassic Park novel where one of the Dino vets is caring for a Triceratops that's struggling to breathe. You have to figure that even if we managed to bring them back, they'd suffer all manner of unforeseen maladies. Imagine how radically different our current biosphere must be to the ones they thrived in.

Would that include something born in the current era? If they don’t give it a clotshot, it should be fine. smile

#18 2022-11-24 14:35:16

Dr Arkham
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From: Ubiquity
Registered: 2022-01-05
Posts: 5,994

Re: When are we getting a mastodon.

. wrote:
Dr Arkham wrote:

There's a scene in the Jurassic Park novel where one of the Dino vets is caring for a Triceratops that's struggling to breathe. You have to figure that even if we managed to bring them back, they'd suffer all manner of unforeseen maladies. Imagine how radically different our current biosphere must be to the ones they thrived in.

Would that include something born in the current era? If they don’t give it a clotshot, it should be fine. smile

No self-respecting dinosaur would have taken the clot shot.

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